9 posts tagged “metal”
How something? Worth stealing the schedule promo from the PINK STEEL website for
your fun and enjoyment. THAT kind of something.
Here it is in reverse order, as you would read it on the site. Have a fine read!
xo
--U
************************************* FEB 1-14: ESTONIAN VALENTINES!Sauna Club 69 Pärnu road 27 (at Sakala) Tallinn ESTONIA +372 6 604 830 for reservations und dress code Doors 21:30 Guests 200 EEK Members 150 EEK *20 EEK off if you bring your own towels!* PINK STËËL has been specially chosen to bring Estonia their FIRST Valentines day celebration! So we break their cherry with a two-week stand at the only gay hot spot in the country! We're talking two weeks of free salted broad beans und the hairiest go-go boys you could ever wish for. Jealous? On the 14th, prepare yourself a special Valentinstag treat: 2-for-1 Viru Valgestarting at 09:00! not tell our mothers! Good Times! *************************************
Rainbow Club Landwehrstr. 3 Rgb 80336 München Tel. 089 - 54 32 261 Doors 19:00 14 euro! 1/2 price sensual massages before 21:00! The weekend starts early when you rock in the Epiphany With PINK STËËL! Skip church und join us at München's famous Rainbow Sauna, home of the annual Sportswäre party! Look for us in the cruising labyrinth after the show! Plus, special guest David Hasselhoff look-alike Heinrich Gasthaüsen will do his famous hide-the-life-preserver trick! How can this be missed? *************************************
FanTOM Club Does it get any hotter than Warsaw at New Years? Scheissen Sie nein!! There will be a full dinner with all the Polish sausage you can eat! In BOTH ways, if you are understanding! Join us, the Polish Olympic swim team, und Richard Grieco, TV's "Booker"! Plus free contraceptive sheaths for your OWN sausage! PS: Forget what you have heard about the Warsaw gay clubs--at the FanTOM the poppers are perfectly safe und the staff love people of color! *************************************
2nd Annual Teabag Olympics P.I.T. Male Borgweg 8 Hamburg Doors 19:00 Competition begins 21:00 PINK STËËL plays at 23:30 15 euro at door Holy crap, peoples! If you missed last year's annual P.I.T. Olympics, you missed some serious competitive teabagging! We dare you to beat drummer Helmut Bang's record! Special appearance by the cast of Der Komissar: Ein Tribut zu Falco. (Please note that due to last year's incident, participants in this year's speed-baggingcompetition must wear protective goggles.) *************************************
Pianos 158 Ludlow St. (at Stanton) NYC Doors 7:30 Only $8.00 For those of you who enjoy the rocking, the gayness und the haha, you will find no finer show in all of rockinggaynesshahadom! Are you kidding us, peoples? PINK STËËL, UND the uproarious Fez-favorite Isotoners, UND the absolutely royal Hazzards, they of "Gay Boyfriend" fame! UND also the not-quite-so-famous- but-probably-still-fabulous Dirty Jesus und Cock Lorge! Forgettingaboutit! If you miss this show, then you no longer rock, are gay, or know how to laugh! THIS IS THE ONE TO ATTEND! |
Peoples, we've fought many things over the years: homophobia, anti-Germanism, Helmut Bang's hygiene habits...
...but today, PINK STEEL goes on the offensive against swarms of angry crickets--all to save a small Nevada Town. As you may have read in Boing Boing, The Wall Street Journal, or places we don't care about, the tiny 13-person town of Tuscarora, Nevada is about to be assaulted by swarms of Mormon Crickets! (That is actually their name)
They arrive in the millions und they are implacable! Unstoppable! They eat crops, they clog up car windshields, und just generally nehmen sie eine scheisse on the town's collective birthday cake.
BUT...there is one thing that has been proven to drive away these nasty buggers: ROCK MUSIC. There is something about the frequencies emitted by loud rock music that drives the crickets away. So the towns people depend on a local radio station--MIX 96.7 FM--for their music.
This is where we knew we could help. As I write this, the US mail is carrying a hot little package to MIX 96.7. A package containing 14 copies of our legendary album, OUT AT THE DEVIL--one for every citizen of Tuscarora und one for the radio station. For if any rock music is going to defeat swarms of Mormon Crickets, it is certainly going to be Gay Metal! Why? Three reasons:
1. Our sonic assault has been known to melt insect shells at forty meters. PINK STEEL will rock those crickets right out of the air.
2. Our tunes, especially “Converter,” have been known to turn males of any species into caftan-donning Friends of Dorothy. Do you know what you get when you turn a swarm of crickets gay? You get NO MORE BABY CRICKETS.
3. Every since Prop 8 passed in California, we have a thing against things with the word "Mormon" in them. So we have some skin in the game here.
We hope that our records arrive in time to help the fine people of Tuscarora, NV! Und if you live in the Tuscarora/Elko, NV area, call or email MIX 96.7 und make sure to request PINK STEEL (800.888.9964 or requests@rubyradio.fm). It's for their own good!
GAY METAL SAVES!
Finally got around to editing down this PINK STEEL appearance from WGN-TV Chicago, on their daily morning news "Voicemail Frenzy" segment.
They even mention our new record, OUT AT THE DEVIL, available at iTunes and CD Baby.
Can you feel the love?
What did I tell you, people? Witness below.
TOTALLY metal.
As those of you familiar with Daily AffirMETAL #51: accepting Kelly Clarkson, it was only a matter of time.
Thanks to TJ at Guba.
Here's the track listing for the upcoming PINK STEEL full-length album!
Sausage Party
Derek and Steve
Converter
I'm Coming Out (All Over You)
Hanson & Udo I
Frodonator
Johnny, Are You Queer?
Cockfight
Hanson & Udo II
More to Love
We Fight For Cock
Hanson & Udo III
Fans will recognize some, but not all, of the songs! Isn't that exciting, fans?
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Coming freaking soon, people! Check out these song previews:
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Perhaps you suspect that Udo Von DuYu and PINK STEEL are not real people! Well, you should be ashamed.
Turn immediately to Daily AffirMETALs #47 (Acceptance) and #22 (Expression).
And also watch this video.
So there.
Thanks to WGN Chicago for having us on!
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Who would have thought? This from The Onion:
"Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll"
Lord knows we could use it.
"May God have mercy on our souls for what we are going to set loose upon the world," proclaimed Queen guitarist Brian May, dressed in druidic robes and bathed in the rising blue smoke of a nearby fog machine. "Will it save rock or destroy mankind? We have no way of knowing—yet we have no other choice."
Thanks Onion! But what's with your personal ads? You used to show hot babes in your sidebar promotions. But what the hell is this?
Yikes! Rye is sexy? Looks like gin might be too!
Has the personal ad pool become that grim? Come on, Onion! How else are lonely people going to find dates, if not for comedy web sites?
What WILL weddings be like after the Rapture and only the Satan-y sinners are left? Boing Boing provides the answer.
Enjoy this video of a wedding party getting their bounce on to grindcore lords Cock and Ball Torture's party favorite "Aphrodisianus"
