12 posts tagged “funny”
Those who know the punchline will understand why I put this fine, short video on the AffirMETAL. Those who don't...well, they should watch it, shouldn't they?
Yay Brian Pohsehn, or however you spell his name. SO would not do him though.
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Who would have thought? This from The Onion:
"Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll"
Lord knows we could use it.
"May God have mercy on our souls for what we are going to set loose upon the world," proclaimed Queen guitarist Brian May, dressed in druidic robes and bathed in the rising blue smoke of a nearby fog machine. "Will it save rock or destroy mankind? We have no way of knowing—yet we have no other choice."
Thanks Onion! But what's with your personal ads? You used to show hot babes in your sidebar promotions. But what the hell is this?
Yikes! Rye is sexy? Looks like gin might be too!
Has the personal ad pool become that grim? Come on, Onion! How else are lonely people going to find dates, if not for comedy web sites?
...and it's all thanks to LIQUID CEREAL. Yes, creamy, refreshing, full of vitamins-and-protein LIQUID CEREAL.
Mmnm.
Now we have to write the song before Lil Jon does.
Did we mention it's creamy?
Thanks to the Isotope blog for showing us the way.
Now, how do we market way-too-expensive on-the-cob popping corn to the gays?
Found in Chelsea Market, NYC.
Unfortunate poster positioning on 14th Street, NYC. No wonder he misses NY
We thought a "Nutty Red Merlin" was something else altogether.
Found on a New York City ice cream truck.
An art form after my own heart. Thanks Ape Culture!
Holy Diver's not bad but
You look like a troll
Does she or doesn't she? Only her doula knows for sure.
Check out Suri Cruise's super-pro dye job on the cover of VF. Looks like more than just the birth came from a beaker!
Vainest. Baby. Ever.
"Waitaminute...I just spent two bucks for something that I can get for free from the water fountain!"
"See that? You're getting smarter already."
And in the right bar at the right time, it's both.
