68 posts tagged “affirmetal”
Today I choose
To be even more awesome than usual.
Wear a helmet.
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I will express myself
as I damn well please.
For instance, instead of smileys :-)
I THROW THE GOAT,
Thank you very much.
\m/
as I damn well please.
For instance, instead of smileys :-)
I THROW THE GOAT,
Thank you very much.
\m/
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With respect to the inventor of smiley, which is 25 years old this week.
I energize and nourish myself daily
with positive loving thoughts.
Of c**k.
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with positive loving thoughts.
Of c**k.
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I trust my own path in the universe
and encourage change in my life,
whatever that may be.
Because now that white tigers can swim
I had better be able to grow a f***ing jet out of my ass.
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Awesome-plus metal factoid: his name is ODIN!
Inspired by this article in the Daily Mail. Not the best news for Sigfried & Roy's next scuba vacation.
The path to any great victory
is paved with smaller ones.
I accept that life-successes
are not attained in one day.
For every Chinese Democracy,
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law,
BREAKING THE LAW.
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Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law,
BREAKING THE LAW.
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I am empowered with the knowledge
That I can be metal-hard
Yet soft and caring
All at once.
Because, hey, Hear 'n Aid.
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I deserve comfort
and am not ashamed
to treat myself kindly.
Because if Ronnie James Dio can have a hand-carved pool table,
I can have a goddamn mani-pedi once in a while.
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and am not ashamed
to treat myself kindly.
Because if Ronnie James Dio can have a hand-carved pool table,
I can have a goddamn mani-pedi once in a while.
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I will be able
to truly love others
when I love and accept myself.
But I'll need a couple
of extra vertebrae
for that.
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to truly love others
when I love and accept myself.
But I'll need a couple
of extra vertebrae
for that.
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(Discovered in a San Francisco BART station. Does this mean UDA is a meme now?)
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