29 posts from September 2009

Twitter's version of a "Sausage Party": http://ow.ly/rxaK / PINK STEEL's version: ♫ http://twt.fm/288534

Told my boyfriend I wanted to tea-bag him--he called me a racist! Republicans ruin everything!

Spilled a jar of Juvederm in my lap. Now I can't find my taint. http://ow.ly/rwLD

The "is Paul Stanley gay?" controversy continues: http://ow.ly/r8D8

We need your help, peoples. We've run out of ideas on how to sell more copies of OUT AT THE DEVIL, as seen here: http://ow.ly/rJm9 Thoughts?

Danke to our @LastExitLost pals at 93.5FM WVBR, Ithaca, NY for bumping "Sausage Party"! Keep up the hardness, boys!

So bad it's good: Paul Stanley answers your letters: "Dear Starchild." http://ow.ly/r8Cb Thanks to @nevernotfunny, even though they hate us.

Dokken, schmokken, Norton Antivirus! Where's the "Protect your cock from PINK STEEL" ad? http://ow.ly/r6hR

BTW Street Voice UK magazine loves OUT AT THE DEVIL. Yay Brits! http://ow.ly/qZrx

Spilled a bottle of Latisse on my leg. I now have thigh-lashes.