Kobayashi Vs. Kodiak: the eat-off. Sort of gay, kind of metal, and VERY life-affirming.
Best experienced with AffirMETALs on Sprit (#11), Potential (#8), and Achievement (#31) And remember folks, this is a bun-free competition.
Thanks, strangely, to that horrible Warren Ellis.
Best enjoyed with AffirMETAL #24: Age. Because you are never too old, or too young, to creep someone out.
...that when he finishes sex, he has to yell
(all together now:)
"SEACREST OUT!"
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They can't all be gems, people.
Fooled you. Here is something that is not metal, gay, or affirming...but boy is it creepy!
Who is this artist Linda Webb, and who is paying her to make fake babies?
It is for this expression of abundance that we practice AffirMETAL # 33: Gratitude. Someone buy me ten of these so I can be a welfare mom next Halloween!
Fröhliches Weihnachten, jeder!
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What WILL weddings be like after the Rapture and only the Satan-y sinners are left? Boing Boing provides the answer.
Enjoy this video of a wedding party getting their bounce on to grindcore lords Cock and Ball Torture's party favorite "Aphrodisianus"
Who knew that Alex Ross, "famous" comic book painter guy, did covers for both an Anthrax record sleeve AND the Village Voice Gay Pride issue?
Satan...Batman...Bush-&-Cheney-makey-outey...it all comes from the same magnificent brush!
Turns out his thoughts on gay comic book characters are a little awkward, but what do you expect from some dude who works alone in his basement all day? To him we dedicate our Daily AffirMETALs about Openness, Friendship, and Forgiveness.
Item courtesy of The Beat.
And neither can I. Guitars that make me want to ejakulieren sie in meiner hose, designed by Brian Eastwood Guitars.
I think I've been looking for the "Waterloo" all my life...
Dear Santa...
ON A FLOAT, people!
Archival footage from the GLBT Historical Society. No sound though. I would kill for Bill Graham's outfit.
Found via the Isotope Blog. Hi James!