Screw You, Google Street View!
Ever wonder whether Google has too much information on you? wonder no more, people!
After hearing such glowing reviews of Google Street View, I looked for my own address, and what did I find but a complete invasion of Udo's privacy!
Verächtlich!
Völlig schamlos!
It's getting so a girl can't have naked guitar practice in front of his own home without a Googlerazi feeding frenzy!
Don't you think I know what's going on here? You think I don't know how much publicity Google stands to get from unlicensed naked pictures of a gay metal legend? Especially with our new album coming out next month?
Oh sure, maybe Google didn't invent this whole "Street Views" cover story just so they could cash in on the hot new Gay Metal trend. Who's being naive now?
Have you no shame, Google? Even your camera looks like something from Adam Male.
(photo courtesy of BoingBoing)
Google, if you answer the phone and hear an angry German voice, it will be my business manager demanding royalties.
Good thing you didn't shoot Halford. Now THAT daddy has some lawyers!
Don't you think I know what's going on here? You think I don't know how much publicity Google stands to get from unlicensed naked pictures of a gay metal legend? Especially with our new album coming out next month?
Oh sure, maybe Google didn't invent this whole "Street Views" cover story just so they could cash in on the hot new Gay Metal trend. Who's being naive now?
Have you no shame, Google? Even your camera looks like something from Adam Male.
(photo courtesy of BoingBoing)
Google, if you answer the phone and hear an angry German voice, it will be my business manager demanding royalties.
Good thing you didn't shoot Halford. Now THAT daddy has some lawyers!
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Comments
Too funny! What is the URL?
http://streetviewgallery.corank.com