Udo's Daily AffirMETAL

OUT AT THE DEVIL on Amazon for just $7.49? Did we clear that? Ah well. http://ow.ly/zXdY

REALLY want our next endorsement to be for "GAY UP," Spain's newest energy drink. http://ow.ly/seTS

For the six of you still on MySpace, you can find PINK STEEL there: http://ow.ly/yL3C

Need your help, peoples. We've run out of ideas on how to sell more copies of OUT AT THE DEVIL, as seen here: http://ow.ly/seFq Thoughts?

PINK STEEL on the spanking new Google Music Search: http://ow.ly/ylUy

We want more Twitter followers. Will you help us? We are so funny und sexy.

Spilled a jar of Juvederm in my lap. Now I can't find my taint. http://ow.ly/seF6

Told my boyfriend I wanted to tea-bag him--he called me a racist! Republicans ruin everything!

Twitter's version of a "Sausage Party": http://ow.ly/seEA / PINK STEEL's version: ♫ http://twt.fm/288534

Any of you kids use @iLike? Well, PINK STEEL is on that too. With free MP3's! http://ow.ly/ylSp